A gal’s answer to swiss army knife , and it comes in PINK too ….

This indispensable tools is a must-have for ladies because of the following.

• flashlight - You won’t fumble for items or keyholes in the dark anymore.
• perfume bottle - You can dab a little perfume behind your ears and wrist and your date will love it.
• keychain - You can finally hold your keys together with something practical, rather than some useless cutesy trinkets.
• bottle opener - You can now impress a frat boy during a party.
• needle & thread - You’ll never be sorry you packed this when you travel.
• screwdriver - You will impress a computer geek who needs to dismantle his cpu..
• safety pin - You won’t face those embarrasing moments when your skirt split.
• scissors - You can cut off those shopping tags on your blouse, that you forgot to take out. (unless you want to tell everyone it’s Versace).
• corkscrew - You can also impress yuppies (aka so-called wine connoisseurs ) if you are not into frat boys (see above)
• ruler - You can measure the size of your “bling bling”.
• mirror - You can have a quick check on your teeth, just in case some spinaches get stuck on them.
• nail file - You’ll always have nicely manicure nails.
• pen - You can write down a hot stranger’s number.
• pill box - You’ll know where to find your mints when you need to kiss someone.
• tweezers - You can pluck those unruly brows’ hair when you get stuck in a traffic jam
• knife - er, You can carve your lovers initial on a tree.?!

This makes a wonderful gift for gals. Now, can someone get me a swiss army knife?